The year 2329. Two humans in ostentatiously futuristic garb are removing a 21st century human from a block of ice.
Future Human 1: “What is your name?”
21st Century Human: “Jake — what happened to me?!?”
Future Human 2: “You have been frozen for 300 years”
Jake: “Thanks for thawing me out — what are your names?”
FH1: “We have [...]